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cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via let-me-take-a-pikachu)

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seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

seasaltkisses:

i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner

(Source: arxain, via bearsharkvevo)

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5 days ago

comingupforblair:

"They’re only fictional characters"

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5 days ago

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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5 days ago

drugsupplier:

calling your friends like

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6 days ago

volanus:

gay4zayn:

it’s so cute how 5 seconds of summer named themselves after their career span

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(via stillnoboysinmyyard)

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6 days ago

ridge:

this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos

(via whoreopie)

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6 days ago

rebagled:

*aggressively doesn’t know*

(Source: dveon, via shouldnt)

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6 days ago

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

i found this time capsule i made like 8 years ago and i’m really excited to open it because i finally graduated and can’t remember what’s inside 

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are you fucking kidding me

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(via 420yearold)

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6 days ago

garbagebagger:

princess-kayjay:

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

i was very mad and then i wasn’t 

(via siuts)

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irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

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we know the numberswe can begin the process

irl-hoka:

did-you-kno:

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we know the numbers
we can begin the process

(via thirstfollowed)

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lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

(via slutty-egg)

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beesmygod:

this site is fucking useless

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